Men Need Not Be Charming Provided They Are Rich!

By Mohammed Adamu

Frankly speaking there’s a little gold digger in virtually all of us. But most women -especially beautiful ones without ethical and moral upbringing- are baba’nla gold-diggers. Meaning that although not all women are gold-diggers, but virtually all gold diggers are women!

Call it beauty in the beast; or ‘beast in the beauty’! I call it ‘beauty and the digs’? When the bait is tempting enough, the fish will always bite. When the ground is treasure-filled enough, women without enough moral fibre will always dig! And why not?

They say that ‘beauty is in the eye of the beholder’? Yes! They mean in the eyes of men! Not in the eyes of ‘women’! Because whereas ‘we, men’ see every color of the rainbow, they, ‘women’ see only ‘black and white’! We, men know beauty to come not only in the colors of the rainbow but even in combinations of the colors of the rainbow.

And the more the combinations, you bet always the beautifuler. Or isn’t that the reason we say ‘the beautiful ones are not yet born’? Actually it should be: ‘the beautifulest ones are not yet born’!

And so it is not ‘beauty’ actually that lies in the eyes of the beholding women! Rather it is richness or the absence of it! Women see men as either black or white. Meaning ugly or rich. If you are ugly-rich, you are beautiful. If you are handsome-poor you are ugly!

Men better be either ‘rich’ and good-looking or at the very least ‘ugly but rich’! Women love the ‘tall, dark and handsome’, yes! But they’ll sooner wed the impish, monied hunchback’ than they’ll go on a date with the penniless Prince ‘Charming’!

How women are wired to inhale the ‘inner hidden beauty’ even in repugnantly uglified rich men, or how they are ably capacitated to dist the indigent dream-guy in favor of the provident-ugly, is one of nature’s pristine and transcendental gifts to women!

That they alone see beauty only in the class of their wealthy hunchback-hussy, but are unable to see class in the beauty of the indigent-dream man, is both amazing in the character of women, and amusing!

For all that women care, men do not have to bother to be charming. Provided that they care to have a mine of gold. And provided they do not care that their women have a ‘digger’ and then the Midas touch, occasionally to go on a treasure hunt!

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